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    Britain Begs 3 Million Hong Kongers to Relocate

    Ever wanting to look like the “big kids on campus,” Boris Johnson and his British Empire nostalgia-driven government have offered 3 million Hong Kong nationals the right to move to England. Hurrah! Only 23 years after we gave up the colony. British National (Overseas) Passport In actual fact, what the UK has done is offer […] More

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    Today’s Winner of Stupid on the Internet Is…

    When Coronavirus hit East-Asia and the world simply carried on as normal, you kinda just knew that the earth was going to a pretty fucked up place. Of course we all know how shit has played out since, and there are very few of us that have not been under some form of lockdown. And […] More

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    Etihad Airways Offering Free Money!

    At Weird World Wire, we are not usually in the mindset to promote airlines that are essentially penis extensions to oil-rich Arab Emirs, but this gem from Etihad Airways is worth a look. As of June 10th and running until June 24th, Etihad Airways are offering a pay now, book later voucher service with a […] More

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    Do Gloryholes Stop Coronavrius

    Since our popular article on prostitution and casual sex after coronavirus, I know many of you were naturally disheartened. Thus I’ve been searching for ways to work around the draconian measures enforced by the Swiss. The not so welcome answer hit me in the eye straight from the New York Health Board: Gloryholes… In a […] More

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    Virtue Signaling and Give Me Your Stuff

    We’re living in truly surreal times. Not only has a global pandemic basically fucked up the world, but a man has also died! And not just any man, in the eyes of the glorious millennial mob, it’s a black man who was seemingly worth more than the millions of black Africans who have been slaughtered […] More

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